
Retards mining complex random comments   email-  reillyhead@hotmail.com

not much effort, as always, put into this run, but anyway...




Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers
who are always playing with them.


it couldve easily been a 1:06 or prob a 1:05 and then  
effective bunny hopping could get it down even more - minute maybe?



i think it would be possible to skip the yellow armour but its too dodgy

i wonder if anybody else got this route or the faster one
- a doudle gren jump off the fiend by the gold door




Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A: During erotic sex you use a feather,during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.


well that just about sums it up really. i wonder if anybody will ever read this.





Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A. "Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a blowjob!"
