Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites

by mh » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:25 pm

Yo momma is so fat that qbsp makes an extra clipping hull just for her.

Do I win 1 internets?

by **frag.machine** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:31 pm

No, but you can has chezburger

by **scar3crow** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:10 pm

Your momma is so fat, mh's colored lighting tool declares her fullbright.

by **Sajt** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:49 pm

Your momma is so fat she uses spikeshooters to clean out her pores.

by **Baker** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:12 am

by **Error** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:03 am

by **jim** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:24 pm

Yo momma is so fat, she ate the chezburger!

Yo momma is so fat, her breasts were named Mountains of Madness.

Yo momma is so fat dripply oozing wobble, the shoggots from the original Mountains of Madness moved to live behind the new ones and built a city there, which sunk deep down and now they're waiting and dreaming for the stars to be right.

Yo momma is so fat, even the Necronomicon gets silent (about her or before her, I guess it doesn't matter, because yo momma is so fat, she can see her own back without moving a single bit!).

by **r00k** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:07 am

by **Downsider** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:34 am

Yo momma so fat, she's got serious health problems!

I'll be here all week.

by **Spirit** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:55 am

by **Sajt** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:08 am

by **frag.machine** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:19 pm

by **Junrall** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:06 pm

Your momma is so fat, she breaks every Quake engine she runs through!

by **scar3crow** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:56 pm

Your momma is so ugly, people double check for GL_LINEAR when she walks into the room.

Your momma is so fat, DarkPlaces netcode never culls her.

by **r00k** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:41 am

Yo momma's so fat she lost the Shambler in her butt crack!

Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites

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