Ode to a Grunt

[SkinnedAlive]

"Poor grunt
Just around the corner
At the beginning of E1M1
On the hard and nightmare difficulty settings

All your friends protect themselves
With snarling attack dogs
And thick iron doors
And bubbling acid baths

While you thought it would be a good idea
To hide around a corner
And surprise the player
And steal all the glory

But you are always the first to go
Even on the shareware version
Silly boy"

Anybody got any quake haikus?

[CocoT]

On 2forts I run.
My face glows red as
the enemy flag
Alas!
Zoom-zoom.
Snipe.
It's gone.
And I'm bak to square one