 What exactly makes the concussion grenade in TFC send medics &scouts flying?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Mexican jumping beans | 48 | 10.7% |  |
| Air | 54 | 12% | |
| Faery dust | 54 | 12% | |
| A reverse black hole | 74 | 16.5% | |
| This is dumb question. Who came up with this? | 119 | 26.6% | |
| The ghosts of former original TF players who never picked up TFC | 98 | 21.9% | |
Webzter-TPF-: I've always thought the scout might be a faery...hey, that's a fun word to say faery, faery, faery
Slick: Think of your happy thoughts...
Point A and Point B are 10 Kilometers apart. If a Scout at Point A is traveling at a speed of 40 KPH and an HWGuy at Point B is traveling at a speed of 5 KPH, at what distance from Point A will they meet?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Never, the HWGuy doesn't move at 5 KPH, he moves at 0.05 KPH | 81 | 18% | |
| The HWGuy wouldn't even move, he would go to the nearest doughnut shop and wait for the Scout | 174 | 38.8% | |
| What a waste of a good poll question...Let me ask people which class has the worst B.O. | 44 | 9.8% | |
| This question is too hard, how could Slick allow it as a poll question? | 27 | 6% | |
| Who the hell came up with this? | 62 | 13.8% | |
| 8.75 km (WHAT?! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Where's my calculator?) | 60 | 13.3% | |
Webzter-TPF-: I was never good at math, I would switch to soldier and bounce them both into the lava
Slick: See, this is why I want a degree in Gaming, just so my parents understand that I'm the best at playing games.
Which class would be the best apostle to christ?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Scout : check out all of Judeah for heathans and possessed people. | 15 | 3.4% | |
| Sniper: pick-off the Pharaseses while Jesus is preaching to avoid conflict. | 62 | 14.1% | |
| Soldier: personal bodyguard and security. lacks in preforming background | 19 | 4.3% | |
| checks on other apostles. | 23 | 5.2% | |
| DemoMan: Take out a riotous crowd with the detpack | 46 | 10.4% | |
| Medic: Heal Jesus from that crucifixion..messy | 55 | 12.5% | |
| HWguy: Take out those roman soldiers in one spinup. | 32 | 7.2% | |
| Pyro: someone gotta cook for the king of kings...be sure its Kosher. | 37 | 8.4% | |
| Spy: betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver | 79 | 17.9% | |
| Engineer: build sandals for the other apostles. | 71 | 16.1% | |
Webzter-TPF-: Broccoli!
Slick: Me and JC go way back.
Is there such thing as a good poll question?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| I think so | 60 | 13.5% | |
| No | 50 | 11.2% | |
| Broccoli | 213 | 48% | |
| I can't believe Slick wasted a whole poll question just on this. (Clicking sound of safety being turned off) | 120 | 27% | |
Webzter-TPF-: Shoot, I can't use my last answer again....I think if you all flooded Slick with poll questions, we won't force him to use filler questions
Slick: I've got a flood in my pants - err, flood pants, err umm thingy.
Which class would you like to play as in SP Half-Life, if you could without the game messing up?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Scout - Poor little Grunt, can't keep up with me! | 9 | 2% | |
| Sniper - Heh heh heh, little unsuspecting headcrab... Yes, that's it, | 80 | 17.9% | |
| play with the red spot. | 6 | 1.3% | |
| Soldier - Hey, how come I can't guide my rocket with a cool laser? | 21 | 4.7% | |
| Demoman - Go ahead, you little assassin whore. You know you have to | 57 | 12.8% | |
| cross that yellow line to get me. | 4 | 0.8% | |
| Medic - Anthrax? Ha! I'm gonna give the damned government a REAL reason | 23 | 5.1% | |
| to vaccinate grunts! | 3 | 0.6% | |
| HWGuy - Mmmm... slave-meat sandwhich. | 36 | 8% | |
| Pyro - Headcraaaaabs roasting on an opeeeen fire... | 44 | 9.8% | |
| Spy - What? No! I didn't kill Private Ryan! Honestly. Hey, turn around, | 48 | 10.7% | |
| I think you have a spider on your back... | 4 | 0.8% | |
| Engineer - "Grenade! Wait, that's not a grenade, it's a pentagon er | 23 | 5.1% | |
| someth --" BOOM! | 3 | 0.6% | |
| The Prez - The Umbrella: Not just for stopping rain anymore! | 84 | 18.8% | |
Webzter-TPF-: RandomPC, baybeee!!! Keep those aliens guessing...although, I've always wanted to play a defenseless politician too
Slick: True old school people know TF was a single player add on originally.
When you come across a pornographic spraypaint in a TFC game, what do you do?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Spray your porno paint right next to it | 74 | 16.6% | |
| Spray a picture of Slick | 38 | 8.5% | |
| Make sweet sweet love with your character to the picture. | 53 | 11.9% | |
| Put a nice "censor" scortch mark from your rocket launcher | 116 | 26.1% | |
| Call for mommy | 15 | 3.3% | |
| Look at it until someone kills you | 79 | 17.7% | |
| Look at it and type with one hand (if you do this you are a sick, sick person) | 63 | 14.1% | |
| quit | 6 | 1.3% | |
Webzter-TPF-: Broccoli!
Slick: I've never noticed a porno logo in HL, must just be on the wrong servers...
PlanetFortress has redesign on the mind, if we go with the new 'Planet' look, how would you feel?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Completely Awesome! | 175 | 39.7% | |
| I like the look, just wish every one wasn't the same, but overall I'm for it! | 136 | 30.9% | |
| I like the look, just wish every one wasn't the same, and for that reason I'm against it! | 66 | 15% | |
| I simply don't like that layout. | 63 | 14.3% | |
Webzter-TPF-: What Slick 'forgot' to mention, he wants everything to be redone in pink and mauve.
Slick: Frusia!!!!
How long does it take before Slick notices that the poll has been up for three months?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| 3 Months.. | 254 | 56.6% | |
| Jan Kjetil Myklebust! | 194 | 43.3% | |
Webzter-TPF-: Most of us who talk to Slick on a regular basis assume he's in a coma. So, he may never know
Slick: [is passed out and in a puddle of drool, unable to comment]
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