Answer	Votes	Percentage
Toss your cookies all over your keyboard	33	4.7%
Have spontaneous nose bleeds	41	5.9%
Wonder why the poll section was even created	93	13.5%
Wonder why Slick is still in charge of the polls	70	10.1%
Wonder why Slick is still works here	89	12.9%
Say "duh.." like an HW Guy who was just asked for his name	116	16.8%
All of the above	246	35.7%

Slick: Totentanz. This is how you make a comment.
KennyBaby: I had spontanious nose bleeds when reading the poll question "Should Slick change his nick to the name he is always called by his family "The Warthog"?"
Tungsten: Mmm... cookies.
Totentanz: dunno about you, but I tend to wonder about some of the folks that send in the questions, personally...
Teatime: Hey, someone forgot the alcohol. You can't bear PF polls without alcohol. In not too decent quantities. At least me ...
Kastro: Look at my monitor...

If Slick magically teleported into the world of TFC ( as in he was REALLY there, not just playing) , what class would he be? By: Eden Zhang

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout: Just runs around screaming.	153	22.4%
Sniper: Figures it's safer to camp.	28	4%
Soldier: Wait, your giving him a rocket launcher?!?	33	4.8%
Demoman: Surrounds himself with laser mines as protection from spies and medics..uh, Slick, ever hear about rockets?	17	2.4%
Medic: Slick - uuuuh, you'll have to drop your pants so I can heal ya.. Other player - but my wound isn't on my ass, its on my head!	128	18.7%
HWguy: Gets all the food and the big gun..thats life!	43	6.2%
Pyro: He gets the HWguy to be his bitch by cooking for him...all day...	51	7.4%
Engineer: Let his SG do all the work while he goes to lunch	230	33.6%

Tungsten:
Totentanz: I mean come on - wouldn't you love a nice seat with a view of the carnage your creation made, while you enjoy lunch?
Teatime: Hehe, looks like this result left Slick speechless :-)
Kastro: A gib.
Slick: I take the 5th.

What is your favorite method of killing snipers? By: [TT]Liev

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Sniper Rifle.	94	13.7%
Knife to the back.	162	23.7%
RJ onto the sniper deck and dispense some justice!	75	10.9%
Roasted Sniper anyone?	65	9.5%
Kill snipers, is that possible?	13	1.9%
I don't have to, snipers drop from the server when I come on	65	9.5%
MIRV SPAM!!!!!	65	9.5%
AC from my sniper deck.	8	1.1%
EMP, better hope you don't have any rockets.	80	11.7%
Conc them, then nail them for three hours with the scouts nail gun.	56	8.1%

Tungsten: Knife in the back - for sure.
Totentanz: the quickest way to a man's heart - is through his ribcage. ^_^
Teatime: Bah, these people have no imagination. Just like my cat I love to play with my victims first.
Kastro: RJ up to balcony and put one in their @$$...
Slick: Actually, I prefer out sniping them. There really is no better satisfaction.

Which TF class would be the worst to be mugged by in a dark alley? By: HeresJohnny

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout: He runs by really fast, takes your wallet and you can never catch him.	45	6.6%
Sniper: Shoots you before you can see him or even get into the alley.	58	8.5%
Soldier: And you thought a pistol pointed at your face was bad.	60	8.8%
Demoman: You may catch a glimpse of him before he blasts you with a pipebomb trap.	23	3.3%
Medic: Infects you with a virus which kills you before you can get very far away.	25	3.6%
HWguy: Big guy with a big gun, need I say more.	130	19.1%
Pyro: Too bad he can't mug anyone, he burns the wallet along with you.	41	6%
Spy: If he doesn't stab you from behind the tranquilizer is sure to stop you.	81	11.9%
Engineer: Sentry gun+dark alley=dead people	215	31.7%

Tungsten: Tranquilizers are for wimps.
Totentanz: dude, you trank someone, and just laugh while they stumble around. Then you go slap them in the face with a herring.
Teatime: Can someone explain me how to rob someone killed by a lvl 3 sentry? I mean, what's left to rob?
Kastro: I'd kill everyone. Turn to a spy and kill the SG, then the engy...
Slick: The prez.. I would rather die bleeding to death than admit some fat guy in a blue suit with a purple tie mugged me with an umbrella.

Which class has netted you the most kills (excluding caps)? By: David

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout	11	1.6%
Sniper	122	18%
Soldier	88	13%
Demoman	49	7.2%
Medic	23	3.4%
HW Guy	66	9.7%
Pyro	15	2.2%
Spy	34	5%
"Ah Spring! .. Damm! . the grass needs cutting again??!!"	31	4.5%
Engineer	87	12.8%
Prez	42	6.2%
Observer	42	6.2%
Artic Moose (in a can)	66	9.7%

Tungsten: The Spy - I have NO aim. I need the knife in the back!
Totentanz: typing "kill" at the console always works 100% for me!
Teatime: My class is engy. So don't ask me, ask my sentry.
Kastro: HWGuy, haha, uhhh, yeah...
Slick: Soldier, I play it the most, so it would only make sense :)

Why does Webzter-TPF always say 'Broccoli!'? By: Surge

Answer	Votes	Percentage
He can't think of anything else to say.	66	9.8%
Broccoli!	189	28.1%
He likes it so much.	20	2.9%
broccoli.	45	6.6%
He doesn't know how to spell Tomato or Carrot.	157	23.3%
He has no comment.	32	4.7%
It's going to be a radio command in TF2.	163	24.2%

Tungsten:
Totentanz: it is the Tao of Broccoli. see the broccoli. be the broccoli.
Teatime: Hey, english is my second language. Don't expect me to speak italian as well.
Kastro: No comment is a comment.
Slick: Hey, it's a joke.. You, know humor. :P

Daffy Duck or Sylvester? By: Slick

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Daffy!	311	47.2%
Sylvester all the way!@#@$3324113241!	347	52.7%

Tungsten: Tweety?
Totentanz: Speedy Gonzales, without a doubt. " I am the fastest mouse in all of Mexico!"
Teatime: Coyote. He is as successful in life as I am in TFC.
Kastro: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!
Slick: Kawabunga Dudes!@!*&^!!

Who are these people?
Slick - PlanetFortress' Site Director. He doesn't do anything really, except update all sections of planetfortress.
DieHard - "The People's Newsie" You'll see him doing frequent news posts along with other random articles and editorials.
Tungsten - GameSpy's Gaming Network Hosting Relations Manager (Translation: The guy we bug to get new toys and gizmos).
Totentanz - Operates The Fort and the TFC_Reform Page, both highlight sites of PlanetFortress.
Teatime - Operator of The Fort with Totentanz.
Kastro - Site Director of The Catacombs, a premiere Clan News Site.