What is the worst thing about TFC Birthday Mode? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Having to run away from the presents, without even getting to open them. | 232  | 47.4%  |   |  
| Not knowing if that kazoo is really a spy. | 32  | 6.5%  |   |  
| Realizing that you said Newbie Question in the next response | 34  | 6.9%  |   |  
| Seeing so many people ask "Whats with the presents?" that you bind a key to "Its TFs 3rd birthday!!" | 191  | 39%  |   |  
 
 
 
Why does everyone think the Pryo sucks? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| You don't realize that he's the fastest heavily armored character. | 144  | 29.6%  |   |  
| Who cares if his rockets can go through walls? | 102  | 20.9%  |   |  
| You don't understand why you can't light people on fire from across the map with your flamethrower. | 53  | 10.9%  |   |  
| Circle Strafing? | 72  | 14.8%  |   |  
| Your idea of finnese is using a HWguy, shooting and moving at the same time. | 115  | 23.6%  |   |  
 
 
 
Who is your favorite PlanetFortress Staffer? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Spaceman Spif -- I love PF's "Spiffy" Design | 114  | 24.2%  |   |  
| The Hal -- Rant-0-matic!  | 74  | 15.7%  |   |  
| Bundy -- TF's Grandady | 14  | 2.9%  |   |  
| DieHard -- Eh' There  | 7  | 1.4%  |   |  
| Slick -- He's everywhere! | 65  | 13.8%  |   |  
| SpudBoy -- Potato's I like Potatos | 67  | 14.2%  |   |  
| NeXtWish -- Spy's rule! | 33  | 7%  |   |  
| KingNothing -- Overclocking fool! | 15  | 3.1%  |   |  
| Dock -- Gamesnet.net aww yeah! | 3  | 0.6%  |   |  
| BlackBird -- Links are the foundation of the internet! | 5  | 1%  |   |  
| Sailor Scout -- Anime rules! | 64  | 13.5%  |   |  
| Turbine2 -- Resident Geezer :) | 10  | 2.1%  |   |  
 
 
 
Who is your favorite PF Staffer Named Zorak? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Zorak | 126  | 26.6%  |   |  
| Silly Slick, there is no Zorak on PlanetFortress! | 346  | 73.3%  |   |  
 
Take your guess at why the polls are only updated once or twice a month. 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| We are to damn busy playing tf (cant get nuff) | 26  | 5.3%  |   |  
| It takes sooooooo long to do the news | 4  | 0.8%  |   |  
| Ummmmm... we have lives | 52  | 10.7%  |   |  
| We don't recieve enough stupid questions like this one | 60  | 12.3%  |   |  
| We are lazy | 94  | 19.3%  |   |  
| All of the above. | 249  | 51.3%  |   |  
 
Has Slicks ego always been this big? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Yes - Most definitly | 101  | 20.8%  |   |  
| I can't remember, I think he's been shooting up while working at PlanetFortress | 168  | 34.7%  |   |  
| Slick Sucks he doesn't have anything on me I AM THE ICON OF TEAMFORTRESS! I AM SUPERIOR! | 152  | 31.4%  |   |  
| No | 63  | 13%  |   |  
 
Do you think I'll ever stop doing the last senseless question? 
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Yes, I'll make him, I don't know how, but I will. | 99  | 20.4%  |   |  
| No, he'll never stop. | 90  | 18.6%  |   |  
| He's just running this question because he couldn't think of anything of better. :) | 294  | 60.8%  |   |  
 
  
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