Why does everyone find it so hard to write poll questions?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| We just like to annoy Slick | 91  | 20.4%  |   |  
| We're too busy playing TF(C) to spend a minute writing questions. | 180  | 40.4%  |   |  
| Creativity, what's that? | 118  | 26.5%  |   |  
| I do write poll questions.  They just suck too bad for Slick to use. | 56  | 12.5%  |   |  
 
The Hal: I find it hard to write anything. I ran out of sharp pencils and the pencil sharpener is broke. The pen is out of ink...
 
Slick: I run the polls, isn't that enough?
 
 
 
 
  What is the best grenade?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| MIRV -  Oh my GOOODD!!!! RUN!!! | 155  | 34.2%  |   |  
| Hallucinogen - Look at the pretty colours... \-) | 40  | 8.8%  |   |  
| Nail Grenade - Arg, i forgot I shot that.. ow, ow, ow, self kill | 17  | 3.7%  |   |  
| EMP - Hehehe | 186  | 41.1%  |   |  
| Da bog standard - never fails to frag. | 54  | 11.9%  |   |  
 
The Hal: That would be the atomic grenade, soon to be released in an update along with the Nuclear tipped rockets.
 
Slick: Birthday presents, (from birthday mode) that was hellacool when people had no idea as to what was going on, and the people running around saying WTF?!? arg ahsdasfdpoiaasdfas fasldkfjasdpiousdlkfajsd;foijpoijajflskd (*)*(& hehe yeah, that was cool...
 
 
 
 
  How many large pizzas can a HWG eat in one sitting?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| One. | 2  | 0.4%  |   |  
| 3 | 60  | 13.3%  |   |  
| Depends on how many the pyro bakes. | 271  | 60.2%  |   |  
| Its a friggin game, get a clue, he needs no food. | 117  | 26%  |   |  
 
The Hal: Is that an eight piece large Pizza or a twelve piece?
 
Slick: I knew this guy (in High School weird how I keep making references to it in the polls) but he ate 8 large pizzas for a meal, just sorta folded them in half and dug in..
 
 
 
 
  The best weapon in TF is...
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| The Incendiary Cannon. | 14  | 3.1%  |   |  
| The Railgun. | 9  | 1.9%  |   |  
| The Tranquilizer Gun. | 7  | 1.5%  |   |  
| The Umbrella. | 55  | 12.1%  |   |  
| Caltrops. | 5  | 1.1%  |   |  
| Spam. | 46  | 10.1%  |   |  
| The Flag. | 12  | 2.6%  |   |  
| Witty Macros. | 30  | 6.6%  |   |  
| Lag. | 76  | 16.8%  |   |  
| Fear! | 17  | 3.7%  |   |  
| Teamwork. | 74  | 16.4%  |   |  
| Saying, "Slick is my friend," and while everyone is busy typing insults you go and cap the flag. | 106  | 23.5%  |   |  
 
The Hal: That would be the soon to be released Nuclear det pack, along with the atomic hypo...
 
Slick: When Slick gets made fun of, everybody wins!
 
 
 
 
  Do you think more people are submitting poll questions now?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Yes | 21  | 4.6%  |   |  
| No | 38  | 8.4%  |   |  
| Beer? | 66  | 14.6%  |   |  
| Beer! | 163  | 36.2%  |   |  
| This question sucks, I should submit my own...but I won't. | 162  | 36%  |   |  
 
The Hal: I submit to nothing! We are animals, not people! What was the question???
 
Slick: *drools*
 
 
 
 
  Which type of Team Fortress do you have?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Team Fortress Classic - Half-Life | 270  | 59.8%  |   |  
| Team Fortress - Quake | 32  | 7%  |   |  
| Team Fortress - Both | 129  | 28.6%  |   |  
| I just constantly search the net for any info on TF2 that I can find.. I don't have time for TF/TFC.. | 20  | 4.4%  |   |  
 
The Hal: I have them all... I have all the versions too. I have everything and it is good.
 
Slick: I just recently played the version of QTF that had the pyro axe... tee-hee 
 
 
 
 
  If you can buy 60 peanuts for 10 cents each, and can get 5 doughnuts to every 3.64435 peanuts, what color underwear are you wearing?
  
 
| Answer | Votes | Percentage  |   |  
| Is this at a porn club? | 157  | 34.8%  |   |  
| Red | 14  | 3.1%  |   |  
| Blue | 22  | 4.8%  |   |  
| AquaMarine | 47  | 10.4%  |   |  
| Green | 18  | 3.9%  |   |  
| *Sigh & Shake Head* Slick Slick Slick.... | 193  | 42.7%  |   |  
 
The Hal: That would be 82.319205 dougnuts, but you didn't say how much the doughnuts were.... so I guess I don't wear grundies!
 
Slick: I don't know what's worse, the fact that Hal took the time to find the answer, or that I took the time to make sure he got it right.
 
 
 
  
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