What is the best type of game?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Pubs: I love spam and newbie 'Players'	105	24.8%
Private: All my friends suck, so I look really good.	37	8.7%
Pub with friends: We all join blue and make it really unbalanced. Great fun.	104	24.5%
Playtests: New maps rock, mang.	18	4.2%
As long as I have a picture of Slick, it's all good.	16	3.7%
LAN: Just cause bringing my computer with me EVERYWHERE is the thing to do.	39	9.2%
Any game with nimrod. in it: He's easy to kill and get really vocal about it.	21	4.9%
Random Un-TF-Related Option [PFPoll Requirement]: You know you want to choose this one. Everyone ELSE does.	83	19.6%

Mr.PotatoHead: Clan Erinyes practices. When you're on a server with 19 other CE members it just doesn't get any better than that!
Slick: I miss the days of a Clan practice.. Still nice to log onto a server and teach a newbie something they didn't know..

What keeps the floating sentry gun in mid air?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
rcon sv_gravity 0	37	8.7%
What the hell is "rcon sv_gravity 0"	25	5.9%
Magnets! ITS ALL DONE WITH MAGNETS!!!	84	19.9%
An invisibility generator and two hwguys.	53	12.5%
A toothpick.	58	13.7%
Floating sentry?	67	15.9%
David E. Copperfield! and the E is for Engy!	97	23%

Mr.PotatoHead: Flubber. You have to set sv_flubber 1 on the server, though.
Slick: Lay off the crack...

What would be a good addition to the regular tfc crew?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Mad scientist: make super substances to power up teamates.	7	1.6%
Drug Dealer: sells drugs laced with poison to opposing team.	17	4%
Intructor: like the one from TF2, less llamas!	12	2.8%
Dracula: can turn into a bat and suck enemy's blood!	6	1.4%
Whore: slows down enemy flag carrier, but may infect team with AIDS.	78	18.4%
Toll Booth Operator: works in the toll booth on the bridge, enemy's must pay ammo to cross.	27	6.3%
Spam Man: starts with 25 M. I. R. V. grenades and the speed of the scout...	113	26.7%
Booby Trapper: set up falling spikes and rolling boulders!	47	11.1%
Super Pyro: redeems the pyro (hopefully), equiped with flame touch and Automatic Incenerary cannon.	23	5.4%
Slick: a secret class obtained by getting 500 frags in 1 match, has every weapon and 1000 armor. (Based on the great Slick)	18	4.2%
Yeah, somebody is trying to suck up...	74	17.5%

Mr.PotatoHead: Mrs. Potato Head! I'd play the game a lot more....
Slick: Hey not bad, I did better than Dracula, Intructor, Mad Scientist and Drug Dealer!

Does Slick mess around with the poll questions we send in?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
A little, as the situation calls for it.	79	18.7%
Pfft, like he's that creative..	218	51.6%
Don't know, don't care.	125	29.6%

Mr.PotatoHead: Yeah, he's the one that makes them so funny....*cough*yeahright*cough*
Slick: I dabble here and there...

What class would make the best pokemon?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout	22	5.2%
Sniper	16	3.8%
Soldier	4	0.9%
Demoman	21	5%
HWGuy	52	12.4%
Medic	10	2.3%
Pyro	43	10.2%
Engineer	14	3.3%
Spy	18	4.3%
The Prez	218	52.1%

Mr.PotatoHead: I'm a kindergarten teacher. My kids are too busy picking their noses to care about Pokemon, so I really wouldn't know.
Slick: Why is everyone infatuated with The Prez?

Which class would you pick if you could play it in single player Half Life?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout -- run like hell!!!	5	1.1%
Sniper -- target practice!	72	17%
Demoman -- spam! spam! spam!	48	11.3%
HWGUY -- lots of ammo, lots of armor.	47	11.1%
Medic -- 'heal' people!	7	1.6%
Soldier -- kill Gordon before he starts the whole thing.	49	11.6%
Pyro -- burn 'em! (Alien. The other white meat.)	46	10.9%
Spy -- disguise yourself as a giant headcrab and scare people!	69	16.3%
Engineer -- build a sentry and let it do the work.	41	9.7%
Pfft, I already play TF Classes in Quake.	38	9%

Mr.PotatoHead: Spy. I'd disguise myself as the big boss man and just wander nonchalantly through the game.
Slick: Single Player Quake TF baby!

Boo!

Answer	Votes	Percentage
AHHHHHH!	190	45.4%
Pfft.	228	54.5%

Mr.PotatoHead: This is clearly a Slick question.
Slick: I bet that by line just gave it away.. Shoot!