Every time I post a picture, Joao thinks it's fake....
I'm a fake pirate who drives a fake car....
And Joao, that's not the first time you've seen me.... You caw my picture in the Shrine of Gunter, remember? Though it's also a fake, but it's the same fake model that I faked the pirate picture with.
And Quad, that costume somehow looks perfect on you, heh....
You'd make a great creepy grave digger.
So says Cap'n ARRRRRRRON!
