• TK's (Team Killers) if you do this on purpose then you don't deserve to play TFC or games in general, and god help your team mates if you're in a real army.
• Spamming, its ok to use your nades a lot but 4 normal and 4 concs just for a sniper in zoom is being stupid, as is throwing a nade round every corner in case someone is there. Another thing of note are demo men who pick an area like the bridge in 2fort and constantly throw pipes at it then when someone walks by BOOM. While it may be argued that it is a valid tactic, it is so laggy for anyone on a 56K its as bad as cheating.
• Swearing, now anyone who knows me knows I make Roy Chubby Brown look well spoken but on a server where swearing is not allowed I can control myself, and "I can't help it, it just slipped out" is NOT an excuse, maybe if you are using voice chat but normally you have to physically type what are some sort of retard or something.
• Llamas, not the kind above but wankers who think they are playing unreal tournament or something but they dare not play that because there everyone wants to kill them but in TFC their team mates don't and so aren't viewed as team mates but, people who wont kill me. You know who these people are because at the end of a match the say things like "I win" and "My Cap", the first comment is particularly bad, it is the same as saying, I did everything, defended the flag, capped the enemy's and got the highest score, my team mates, oh they just took all the nades in respawn. More often than not these people also are on the losing team but because they played sniper they got the most kills. My cap is not as bad as I win but really pisses me off, what do you mean your cap, has Valve changed the game, is it now red scout V red medic, god I'm a n00b I thought it was still Reds V Blues. Twats the lot of them. Can I ask as a personal favour that you do all you can to annoy these people, or at least try to get them to change their ways.
• Snipers, more of a personal one this, but what a pathetic, miserable, lame arsehole of a class. Only on a handful of maps is having 1 sniper worthwhile, but on no map is it worth having 6 of your team snipers and 1 medic. Its pathetic. Sniper Wars are twice as bad, FFS go to a sniper only server, no wait what's that you don't dare why ever not, because the snipers there are actually good, oh you can't play without having something else to preoccupy the attackers.
• Cheats. Enough has been said on this subject to fill a book that makes the bible look the size of a pre-school picture book, but basically they suck, fear my haxor skills my ass.

That's it for my little rants and raves, now into the reason you are reading this in the first place the guides. To continue click 'Next'.

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